Caroline Dunaway ’10

Dallas Ducar ’10
THE ROUNDUP

What is your favorite thing to do on the weekends?

I spend a lot of time with my cat, because she’s friendly and a good listener.

Really now? What’s your cat’s name?

Frodo.

One time I saw a cat on the Internet dance and make a funny face. Is that cool?

That’s pretty legit. The Internet is a wild place, isn’t it?

I’m the one asking questions here. What’s your response to this question?

—I’m sorry, which question?

I’m asking the questions! Would you eat a spider sandwich to save a human life?

It depends on the person. For instance, Robert Downey Jr. — yes; Tom Cruise — absolutely not.

If you could travel back in time to any era, what would it be? Why?

Either the 20s or the 40s, I’m really into big band music and early jazz.

Is that why you were in “Guys and Dolls?”

No.

Would you give a mouse a cookie?

Absolutely, why not?

Even if it meant nuclear holocaust?

I might reconsider?

Does it take two to tango?

Not all the time. When you’re looking in the mirror it takes one.

Whatever happened to Dear Dunaway? (Editor’s note: Dunaway used to write a column for The Roundup called Dear Dunaway).

The guy that I had been paying to write it for me asked for a raise and I said no. That was that.

Who would win in a fight, Robo-Nixon or a team of ninja-zombie mustachioed mariachis?

The ninja-zombies would win, they are ninjas, they are zombies, they have mustaches, they play musical instruments—an equation that makes them perfectly armed to destroy.