By Joe Skoog ’13
Angel Vo ’13
So, please state your name and personal statistics.
Angel Vo, class of 2013.
I hear you are attempting to win Miss Arizona Vietnam.
Why yes, yes I am.
How do you plan on winning this competition?
Well, work ethic first. Then my strong fighting spirit will probably help along the way. Also, I am a scrappy fighter.
Does the competition usually devolve into a fight, or is the 2011-2012 competition a no holds barred cage match?
Fifteen foot high steel cage. Two contestants enter, one leaves.
I assume you will be the one that leaves?
Again, look to my quote: “Also I am a scrappy fighter.”
I could take you. Just not now, I don’t have the proper—shoes.
Greatest game ever; I am a level 18 Wood Elf.
How many dragon bones have you collected?
Well, more than I can count. I really have just stopped doing homework. Skyrim has become my life.
I doubt the other Miss Arizona Vietnam impostors are as good at Skyrim as you.
If the competition comes down to who has a better Skyrim character, I will surely win.
Well, I think that is enough. You can go play Skyrim and prepare for your fight.
May your Red Guard prosper.