By Alex Stanley ’12
Mr. Garner’s question from December’s “Teacher’s Pet”: Would you rather slide down a razor blade slide into a pool of alcohol, or drink a bucket of monkey snot, and why?
I would slide down into the pool of alcohol, so that then I could numb the pain.
Where were you born?
I was born in Worcester, Mass. My dad was in the Air Force, and we lived up and down the east coast.
And you went to Brophy?
Yes, eventually we moved to Phoenix. I got sick with arthritis and couldn’t walk, so we moved out to Arizona for the clean air and heat.
Within three months, I went from being in braces to walking.