Mr. Fred Garner

Garner laments on backflips and drinking monkey snot

By Greg Goulder ’13
THE ROUNDUP

Have you considered a career in the circus?
I’ve never been in the circus.

Are you sure?
I have never been in the circus.

Where did you learn acrobatics?
I was never in the circus.

I sense something hidden there.
I was never in the circus.

Can I ask where you learned your back flips and handstands?
Not from the circus.