Xavier Gator

Theresa Mulhern ’13

By Andrew Marini ’13

To start off can I get your name and grade?

Theresa and I am a senior.

So why did you decide to do this interview?

You told me I had no choice.

Oh yeah, OK. So summer is coming up, going anywhere exciting?

Yeah I’m going somewhere new and exciting, aka Coronado.

So you enjoy the beach?

Yeah, the ocean is one of my favorite things.

Do you enjoy sea animals?

Well, dolphins are cool but sharks freak me out.

Are you excited for college next year?

Yes! The change of scenery and being independent will be amazing. I’m also stoked for the Muggle Studies classes.

Where are you going if I may ask?

Arizona State

Oh. Well, this is awkward. I’m not a fan of theirs, you could say.

Yeah, I know, sorry. Can I ask where you’re going?

I didn’t know you were doing the interview.


What do you want to be when you grow up? 

I have no idea really, something I enjoy I hope.

Well that’s a rock solid plan.

Can I leave yet?

Yes just one more question: original or Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos?

Neither, I’m not a fan of Doritos.

Well then you’re the only person on the planet who feels that way.