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Jaela Robinson ’15 By Austin Norville ’15 THE ROUNDUP For Roundup purposes can I get your name and year? My name is Jaela Robinson, I am a sophomore. Going with the theme of this edition, what is your favorite thing to do after school? My favorite thing to do after school is to go to Speech and Debate. What is the funniest thing that has ever happened at Speech and…
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By Josh Galvin ’13 THE ROUNDUP For official Roundup purposes, please state your name and year. Morgan Kelley, and I’m a senior. First thing after graduating? I’ll probably hang out with my friends until the end of May, and then I have an internship in Boston for Doble Engineering for chemical engineering. That’s pretty far away. Are you sick of Arizona? Well I’m staying in state for college, so no…
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By Andrew J. Barnes ’12 THE ROUNDUP Name and year? Tillea Baltzell ’12—you mean year of graduation, right? Yes. What are your New Year’s resolutions? Not use as much hairspray because I need to slowly become detached from my Snooki poof. What’s it like being a Snooki wannabe? It’s great even though she’s really stupid. I hope I’m not that dumb. She’s the one who copied me because I was…
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By Jackson Santy ’13
THE ROUNDUP

For security purposes I’ll need your name, year and student identification card.

Umm—my name is Kate Miller, I am a sophomore and I don’t have my ID on me.

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Give me your name for the record please.

Angel Vo ’13

Who do you expect to win the Stanley Cup this year?

I don’t watch hockey…

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Would you please state your name for the record?

Rebecca Jelenick ’12

What do you think about the nuclear meltdown in Japan?

Very sad, I like Japan and I have always wanted to visit.

What do you think will happen if an actual meltdown occurs?

I have no idea.

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By Michael Mandeville ’11 THE ROUNDUP Could I get your name for, you know, legal purposes? What legal purposes? Ugh, Katie Grinstead. We have a strict code here. What code? I’m unaware of any rules The Roundup is following, consider you— That’s confidential. Anyway, how’s your semester coming along? Pretty well, I’ve been keeping up with my work, maybe a little more than others seem to be. No, no, how’s…
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By Colin Marston ’13
THE ROUNDUP

Name and Year?

Sophie Maniaci, senior.

Whats your blood type?

I don’t know.

What is your Social security number?

I actually do know, but should I disclose that?

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By Jackson Santy ’13
THE ROUNDUP

What’s your name?
Is that a joke?

It’s a common question that most people ask upon introduction.
Oh ha ha–Abby Wirth.

Do you go by any other nicknames, code words, aliases, nom de plums?
Flabs.

So, how stoked are you for Christmas?
I am soooo incredibly stoked.