Garner laments on backflips and drinking monkey snot
By Greg Goulder ’13
THE ROUNDUP
Have you considered a career in the circus?
I’ve never been in the circus.
Are you sure?
I have never been in the circus.
Where did you learn acrobatics?
I was never in the circus.
I sense something hidden there.
I was never in the circus.
Can I ask where you learned your back flips and handstands?
Not from the circus.