By Jackson Santy ’13
THE ROUNDUP
Sara Green ’13

Given the upcoming election and the heated debates between the two presidential candidates, who’s your favorite Power Ranger?

The red one obviously.

So I hear you’re joining the wrestling team?

Yes, I’m a pro wrestler.

What a coincidence!

You’re trying out too?

No, I’m trying out for the cheer team.

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not.

Have you ever seen the “Karate Kid”?

Yes.

Do you feel your life is based on it?

Yes.

Mine too.

Figures.

I guess I should have asked you this before I started bombarding you with these probing questions, but what is your name?

Sara Green, I’m a senior.

What’s your favorite wrestling move?

The pose I do after I win.

Do you have any preferred victory dances?

The Cabbage Patch.

Could you show me?

You just go like this (begins dancing).

That was entrancing. With joining the wrestling team, are you afraid of getting ring worm?

I don’t even know what that is.

You’ll learn soon enough. Will you wear a mask and have a clever nickname?

Like Nacho Libre? Yes, yes I will.

How much are you putting up on bench these days?

500 pounds.

Do you want to ask me any questions?

What’s your favorite color?

I think that’s a bit too probing of a question, we did just meet.

What’s your favorite color?

Blue.