By Andrew J. Barnes ’12
THE ROUNDUP

Name and year?

Tillea Baltzell ’12—you mean year of graduation, right?

Yes. What are your New Year’s resolutions?

Not use as much hairspray because I need to slowly become detached from my Snooki poof.

What’s it like being a Snooki wannabe?

It’s great even though she’s really stupid. I hope I’m not that dumb. She’s the one who copied me because I was doing the poof way longer than Jersey Shore. True story.

If you could be an aquatic creature which one would you be?

I would be a manatee. Or I would have to be something that talks, like a dolphin.

What was it like playing “The Woman” in “Death of a Salesman?”

Honestly, it was really fun because there were only 13 people in the cast so we really bonded. John DiMino is so beautiful and he made me nervous.

What do you typically do after school?

I go to Drama Club on Mondays to get my acting on, then go home and take a nap.

What about the rest of the days?

I have to drink an energy drink so that I can stay up and get my hair and nails done to keep up this beautiful bod.

Who do you like more: Tom Brady or Aaron Rodgers?

Tom Brady because he’s hot.

Do you even know who Aaron Rodgers is?

Hold on, let me look him up.

Who is your favorite teacher at Brophy?

Danforth, because he looks like a golden Teddy Graham. Every time I see him I just want to pinch his cheeks.

Any plans for Valentine’s Day?

Well, I’m really cute and popular so it just depends what boy comes first because I have a lineup right now. But I’m hoping that John DiMino will be available.